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Hostels Destinations
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Sucre · Bolivia

Hostal Recoleta Sur

Punk Score
52% SHIT
High confidence 850 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Kampot · Cambodia

Montagne Residence

Punk Score
52% SHIT
Medium confidence 217 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Montreal · Canada

Lift Hotel

Punk Score
52% SHIT
High confidence 479 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Ibiza · Spain

Duquesa Playa

Punk Score
52% SHIT
High confidence 515 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
London · England

Park Hotel

Punk Score
52% SHIT
High confidence 8,735 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bangkok · Thailand

Marni BKK

Punk Score
52% SHIT
High confidence 1,108 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1108 reviews $9 dorm · $21 priv View
Crianlarich · Scotland Best in Crianlarich

Crianlarich Youth Hostel

Punk Score
52% SHIT
High confidence 768 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
768 reviews $34 dorm · $113 priv View
Machu Picchu · Peru 5th best in Machu Picchu

Inka House Hotel

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 482 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Moura · Portugal Best in Moura

Hotel de Moura

Punk Score
52% SHIT
High confidence 1,307 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Phuket · Thailand

Andaman Seaside Resort

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 854 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Kathmandu · Nepal

Hotel Himalayan Oasis

Punk Score
54% SHIT
Medium confidence 184 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Side · Turkey Best in Side

Akayda Boutique Hotel

Punk Score
54% SHIT
Medium confidence 219 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cartagena · Colombia

Hostal #10-33

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 484 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bogor · Indonesia Best in Bogor

Rion Hostel Bogor

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 633 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
633 reviews $9 dorm · $20 priv View
Cassano delle Murge · Italy Best in Cassano delle Murge

Aracoeli 20

Punk Score
54% SHIT
Medium confidence 58 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Paris · France

Hotel Ekta

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 826 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Negombo · Sri Lanka

Tuk Tuk Hostel Negombo

Punk Score
54% SHIT
Medium confidence 180 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Pichilemu · Chile

Sudeste Hostel

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 608 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
608 reviews $16 dorm · $77 priv View
Tomar · Portugal 2nd best in Tomar

Residencial Avenida Hostel

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 592 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Volterra · Italy Best in Volterra

Chiostro delle Monache

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 1,709 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1709 reviews $33 dorm · $121 priv View
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