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  • Bug radarLast-30-day reports count loudest
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  • Sus filterPlant reviews and astroturf get sniffed out

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Lecce · Italy 2nd best in Lecce

Lobby Collective Hostel

Punk Score
46% SHIT
High confidence 1,278 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1278 reviews $38 dorm · $71 priv View
Naoussa · Greece Best in Naoussa

Bedspot Apartments Paros

Punk Score
52% SHIT
High confidence 317 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Plovdiv · Bulgaria 3rd best in Plovdiv

The Stay Boutique Hotel

Punk Score
52% SHIT
High confidence 2,001 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Killarney · Ireland 2nd best in Killarney

Killarney Oaks Hotel

Punk Score
52% SHIT
High confidence 1,056 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Budapest · Hungary

Prince Apartments

Punk Score
52% SHIT
High confidence 2,951 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Chitwan · Nepal

Chitwan Forest Resort

Punk Score
52% SHIT
Medium confidence 259 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Vienna · Austria

Hotel Lucia

Punk Score
52% SHIT
High confidence 2,202 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Arezzo · Italy 2nd best in Arezzo

Allegra Toscana

Punk Score
52% SHIT
High confidence 1,423 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Porto · Portugal

WOT Porto Soul

Punk Score
52% SHIT
High confidence 462 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Coron · Philippines

Joval Homestay

Punk Score
50% SHIT
High confidence 712 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Panajachel · Guatemala

El Apartamento

Punk Score
52% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 41 reviews
Verona · Italy

Casa Porta Nuova Verona

Punk Score
52% SHIT
High confidence 599 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Nara · Japan 5th best in Nara

Guesthouse Nara Komachi

Punk Score
52% SHIT
High confidence 1,427 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1427 reviews $12564 priv View
Cartagena · Colombia

Casa Noa Colonial Rooms

Punk Score
52% SHIT
High confidence 551 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Asheville · USA 3rd best in Asheville

Bon Paul & Sharky's Hostel

Punk Score
50% SHIT
High confidence 598 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
598 reviews $43 dorm · $64 priv View
Santa Ana · El Salvador

Casa Isabel

Punk Score
50% SHIT
Medium confidence 142 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Odessa · Ukraine Best in Odessa 3rd best in Ukraine

SmartHostel

Punk Score
50% SHIT
High confidence 324 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
324 reviews $9 dorm · $64 priv View
Punta Arenas · Chile

Hostal al Fin del Mundo

Punk Score
50% SHIT
Medium confidence 154 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
San Jose del Pacifico · Mexico 2nd best in San Jose del Pacifico

Cabañas Rancho Viejo

Punk Score
50% SHIT
High confidence 399 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
San Cristobal de las Casas · Mexico

Hostal Suaber

Punk Score
50% SHIT
High confidence 327 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Hakone · Japan

The Ryokan Tokyo Yugawara

Punk Score
50% SHIT
High confidence 327 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
327 reviews $33 dorm · $90 priv View
Valladolid · Mexico

Poquito a Poquito

Punk Score
50% SHIT
High confidence 544 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Agra · India

Hotel Taj Way By Jyoti Villa

Punk Score
50% SHIT
High confidence 451 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Antigua · Guatemala

Hotel Maya Ik'

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 1,000 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Lisbon · Portugal

Hotel DAH Dom Afonso Henriques

Punk Score
50% SHIT
High confidence 327 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Krakow · Poland

Hotel Batory

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 2,760 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
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