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  • Sus filterPlant reviews and astroturf get sniffed out

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Pereira · Colombia

Hotel Pereira Central

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 527 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Barcelona · Spain

Residencia Universitaria Resa Lesseps

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 529 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Plzen · Czech Republic Best in Plzen

PRIMAVERA Hotel & Congress centre****

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 2,448 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Vlore · Albania

Hotel Nika

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 621 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Pattaya · Thailand 5th best in Pattaya

Pooh Beach Resort & Spa

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 726 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Phuket · Thailand

Global Hotel Beach View

Punk Score
49% SHIT
Medium confidence 198 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Tuxtla Gutierrez · Mexico 4th best in Tuxtla Gutierrez

Hotel RS Suites

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 531 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Porto · Portugal

Ribeira Cinema Apartments

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 634 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Pakse · Laos

Champa Palace Hotel

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 313 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Itagui · Colombia Best in Itagui

Monarca

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 785 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Vientiane · Laos

Vongkham Eco Village

Punk Score
55% SHIT
Medium confidence 77 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
77 reviews $8 dorm · $13 priv View
Granada · Spain

Pension Recogidas Granada

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 1,415 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Chiang Mai · Thailand

Rimnim Hostel Chiangmai

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 670 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
670 reviews $8 dorm · $23 priv View
Ballina · Ireland Best in Ballina

Heyday Hostel Ballina

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 679 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
679 reviews $63 dorm · $140 priv View
Istanbul · Turkey

B Guest Hotel

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 776 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Paris · France

Best Western Quartier latin Panthéon

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 1,448 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Seri Kembangan · Malaysia 2nd best in Seri Kembangan

Sun Inns Hotel Equine

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 557 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Syracuse · Italy Best in Syracuse

Freedom

Punk Score
55% SHIT
Medium confidence 96 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
96 reviews $29 dorm · $82 priv View
La Spezia · Italy

Vicolocorto Affittacamere

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 659 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Reggio Calabria · Italy Best in Reggio Calabria

B&B Centrocittà

Punk Score
55% SHIT
Medium confidence 210 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Shkoder · Albania

Symphony Hostel Shkoder

Punk Score
55% SHIT
Medium confidence 200 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Sagres · Portugal

Casa Azul Sagres - Rooms & Apartments

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 1,484 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Minca · Colombia

Hostal Guacamaya

Punk Score
50% SHIT
Medium confidence 150 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Vila Nova de Milfontes · Portugal Best in Vila Nova de Milfontes

Apartamento Mónica

Punk Score
55% SHIT
Medium confidence 81 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bhubaneshwar · India Best in Bhubaneshwar

Tranquil Hospitality

Punk Score
50% SHIT
Medium confidence 214 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
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