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Bogota · Colombia

Hostel Usaquen Bogota

Punk Score
45% SHIT
Medium confidence 91 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
91 reviews $11 dorm · $26 priv View
Bogota · Colombia

Hotel el Duque Centro Internacional

Punk Score
44% SHIT
Medium confidence 51 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Mayapo · Colombia 2nd best in Mayapo

Palaa Mayapo Ecolodge

Punk Score
43% SHIT
Medium confidence 58 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bangkok · Thailand

Ban Sabai Hostel

Punk Score
44% SHIT
High confidence 521 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
New York · USA

JGSTAY - Soho

Punk Score
44% SHIT
High confidence 376 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Nonthaburi · Thailand 2nd best in Nonthaburi

Botanic Service Room @Impact Muang Thong Thani

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 231 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Prilep · North Macedonia Best in Prilep

Hotel Kristal Palas

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 100 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Nonthaburi · Thailand 2nd best in Nonthaburi

Collection O VResotel

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 82 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Pieve Santo Stefano · Italy Best in Pieve Santo Stefano

Hotel Euro

Punk Score
44% SHIT
Medium confidence 159 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Phnom Penh · Cambodia

Relax Hotel

Punk Score
44% SHIT
Medium confidence 84 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Ninh Binh · Vietnam

Ninh Binh Footprint Homestay

Punk Score
49% SHIT
Medium confidence 61 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bangkok · Thailand

Mornsamyan

Punk Score
49% SHIT
Medium confidence 50 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Quito · Ecuador

Blue House la Floresta

Punk Score
46% SHIT
Medium confidence 198 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Sfantu Gheorghe · Romania Best in Sfantu Gheorghe

Urban Point

Punk Score
46% SHIT
Medium confidence 84 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Alcamo · Italy Best in Alcamo

Alkamuri Posh Hotel & Spa

Punk Score
46% SHIT
Medium confidence 108 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bartin · Turkey Best in Bartin

Hostel Amasra

Punk Score
47% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 45 reviews
Ninh Binh · Vietnam

Ninh Binh Sunshine Homestay

Punk Score
47% SHIT
Medium confidence 51 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Mexico City · Mexico

Ryo Kan

Punk Score
46% SHIT
Medium confidence 78 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Gjovik · Norway Best in Gjovik

HI Gjovik Hovdetun

Punk Score
46% SHIT
High confidence 1,149 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Boracay Island · Philippines 4th best in Boracay Island

Hotel Villa Sunset Boracay

Punk Score
45% SHIT
Medium confidence 135 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Alajuela · Costa Rica

Nativo Hostel

Punk Score
45% SHIT
Medium confidence 110 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Latina · Italy 2nd best in Latina

Albergo Bellavista

Punk Score
45% SHIT
Medium confidence 170 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Quito · Ecuador

Hostel Mitad Del Mundo

Punk Score
43% SHIT
Medium confidence 50 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
50 reviews $999 dorm · $50 priv View
Porto de Mos · Portugal 2nd best in Porto de Mos

HI Alvados – Pousada de Juventude

Punk Score
50% SHIT
High confidence 447 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
447 reviews $24 dorm · $53 priv View
Castelnuovo Cilento · Italy Best in Castelnuovo Cilento

Ostello Km 9

Punk Score
43% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 45 reviews
Klang · Malaysia Best in Klang

M S Hotel Klang

Punk Score
44% SHIT
Medium confidence 81 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bayerisch Eisenstein · Germany Best in Bayerisch Eisenstein

Gästehaus am Berg

Punk Score
46% SHIT
Medium confidence 77 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
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