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HostelPunk

Fair hostel rankings, backed by lots of data

We chew through review noise so you can spot the social ones, the sketchy ones, and the weirdly fake ones.

  • Vibe mathSocial fun from review signals, not brochure stars
  • Bug radarLast-30-day reports count loudest
  • Language mixReview languages vs city baseline
  • Sus filterPlant reviews and astroturf get sniffed out

Ranked by Punk Score

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Mexico City · Mexico

Colmena Hotel CDMX Centro

Punk Score
59% SHIT
High confidence 2,103 reviews
Koh Phi Phi · Thailand

LongDoo

Punk Score
59% SHIT
Medium confidence 269 reviews
Newcastle upon Tyne · England 4th best in Newcastle upon Tyne

Four Points Flex by Sheraton Newcastle

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 350 reviews
Bristol · England 4th best in Bristol

Your Apartment I Clifton Village

Punk Score
59% SHIT
High confidence 350 reviews
Siquijor Island near Bohol · Philippines

Monkey Business Bungalows

Punk Score
59% SHIT
Medium confidence 65 reviews
Kandy · Sri Lanka

Kandy Nature Villa

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 1,196 reviews
Oranjestad · Aruba

Hyatt Place Aruba Airport

Punk Score
59% SHIT
Medium confidence 264 reviews
Narita Airport · Japan Best in Narita Airport

Narita Airport Samurai Guesthouse

Punk Score
60% SHIT
Medium confidence 122 reviews
122 reviews $24 dorm · $29 priv View
Ensenada · Mexico 3rd best in Ensenada

Hostal GGG

Punk Score
59% SHIT
Medium confidence 122 reviews
Ha Giang · Vietnam

Meo Vac O'chau

Punk Score
60% SHIT
Medium confidence 101 reviews
Tingo Maria · Peru 2nd best in Tingo Maria

Hospedaje Paraíso

Punk Score
60% MEH
Medium confidence 101 reviews
Kodaikanal · India 2nd best in Kodaikanal

DOSTel Vattakanal

Punk Score
60% SHIT
Medium confidence 101 reviews
101 reviews $6 dorm · $34 priv View
Belgrade · Serbia

Habitat-Hostel

Punk Score
60% MEH
High confidence 1,089 reviews
1089 reviews $18 dorm · $35 priv View
Little Corn Island · Nicaragua 2nd best in Little Corn Island

Three Brother's Hostel

Punk Score
60% MEH
Medium confidence 95 reviews
95 reviews $8 dorm · $12 priv View
Istanbul · Turkey

My Home Taksim

Punk Score
60% SHIT
High confidence 2,837 reviews
Tunja · Colombia Best in Tunja

Hotel Boyaca Plaza

Punk Score
60% MEH
Medium confidence 288 reviews
Katunayake · Sri Lanka

Air Vision 98

Punk Score
60% SHIT
Medium confidence 265 reviews
Colombo · Sri Lanka

Clock Inn Dehiwala

Punk Score
59% SHIT
Medium confidence 63 reviews
63 reviews $12 dorm · $32 priv View
Ait Ben Haddou · Morocco

Guest House Bagdad Café

Punk Score
60% SHIT
High confidence 851 reviews
Florianopolis · Brazil

Hotel de Carvalho

Punk Score
60% SHIT
High confidence 851 reviews
Urgup · Turkey 2nd best in Urgup

Harkasos Cave Hotel

Punk Score
60% MEH
Medium confidence 149 reviews
Sandakan · Malaysia Best in Sandakan

Tanini Sepilok

Punk Score
59% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 33 reviews
33 reviews $11 dorm · $78 priv View