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ClinkNOORD

Amsterdam · Netherlands

ClinkNOORD

Punk Score
51% SHIT
High confidence 3,223 reviews
≈101 possibly bought
Sus 5★ reviews ≈101 possibly bought
Suspicious-review evidence ≈101 possibly bought

≈101 possibly bought · 1429 top-rated reviews scanned

Explain how it works

We compare every 5★ review's word count against the global distribution. Hostels where unusually many top-rated reviews are suspiciously short — way under the typical length — start to look like the staff (or a boost-my-listing service) is padding the score with throwaway praise.

The detector flags reviews that are both top-rated and below a length threshold, then estimates how many of them statistically shouldn't exist. For this hostel we scanned 1429 top-rated reviews and 0% were suspiciously short.

Length z-score: 6.25. A z-score measures how far this hostel's distribution of 5★ review lengths sits from the global average, in standard deviations. 0 = perfectly typical. 1–2 = slightly unusual but within normal noise. 3–5 = strongly anomalous. Anything 10+ means the pattern is so far from the global norm that it's effectively impossible to get there organically.

This is a heuristic, not a verdict — it surfaces hostels worth a second look, not proof of fraud. Read the actual reviews below and judge for yourself.

  1. Suspiciously short 1 word 97%
    Translated to English

    This is excellent.

    USA MALE 18-24
  2. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    excelente

    Mexico COUPLE 31-40
  3. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%
    Translated to English

    It's spectacularly

    Ecuador MALE 25-30
  4. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Amsterdam

    Poland MALE 31-40
  5. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    🤟🏻🖖🏻

    Chile MALE 25-30
  6. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%
    Translated to English

    This is amazing!!!!

    Canada MALE 18-24
  7. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%
    Translated to English

    One of the most admired bands ever to live! impeccable in every way.

    China FEMALE 31-40
  8. Suspiciously short 1 word 89%

    Excellent

    Spain MALE 31-40
  9. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%
    Translated to English

    The location is right across the main fire, it's convenient to take a ferry to and from, the all-girls dormitory is also very clean.

    China FEMALE 25-30
  10. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Brilliant

    France MALE
  11. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    reccomend

    England MALE 25-30
  12. Suspiciously short 1 word 97%
    Translated to English

    The WiFi signal in the room is weak, often not even connecting to the internet.

    China MIXEDGROUP 25-30
  13. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Perfeito!

    Brazil FEMALE 25-30
  14. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Magnifique!

    Algeria MALE 18-24
  15. Suspiciously short 1 word 97%

    superleuk

    Belgium FEMALE 18-24
  16. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Perfecto!.

    Spain MALE 31-40
  17. Suspiciously short 1 word 94%

    一切都很完美，尤其是地理位置，但有部分员工态度很粗鲁

    China MALE 25-30
  18. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Excelencia

    Mexico MALE 18-24
  19. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Sensational

    Australia MALE 18-24
  20. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Recommend

    England MALE 18-24
  21. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%
    Translated to English

    Very good Blue Brigade! there is a large toilet and bathroom for six people, very well solving the problem of crowding.

    China MALE
  22. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%
    Translated to English

    It is a good place, but more suitable for young people.There is no kitchen, but the geographical location is good, buying food nearby is also convenient.

    China FEMALE 31-40
  23. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%
    Translated to English

    This is fantastic.

    Argentina MALE
  24. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    excellent

    Greece MALE 25-30
  25. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%
    Translated to English

    Everything is perfect.

    Spain FEMALE 18-24
No bed bug reports in 24,675 analyzed reviews
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Drip perks

🚲 Bicycle Hire

Facilities

🍳 COOKER 👕 Laundry 📋 Meeting Room 🍺 Bar ☕ Cafe 🍳 Breakfast ♿ Wheelchair Friendly ♿ Ramps ♿ Wheelchair-Accessible Bathrooms
Other facilities (48)
Bicycle Parking Adaptors Luggage Storage 24 Hour Reception Tours/Travel Desk ATM Housekeeping Internet Access Book Exchange Board Games Cable TV Pool Table Foosball Wi-Fi Table Tennis Smart TV Restaurant Vending Machines Recycling Bins Towels For Hire Hair Dryers For Hire Express Check-in / Out Late Check-out Paid Luggage Storage Paid Security Lockers Elevator Linen Included Cots Available Reading Light Hair Dryers Towels Not Included Charging Plugs Security Lockers Key Card Access 24 Hour Security Carbon Monoxide Detector CCTV in Common Areas Fire Extinguishers First Aid Kits Smoke Alarms Smoke Detector Common Room Games Room Lounge Room Free City Maps Free WiFi Hot Showers Flexible NRR

Prices

Dorms $40 / night
Privates $186 / night

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