Smart Russell Square Hostel

London · England

Smart Russell Square Hostel

Punk Score
20% GODAWFUL
High confidence 686 reviews
Seriously don't stay here please
Suspicious-review evidence ≈156 possibly bought

≈156 possibly bought · 2057 top-rated reviews scanned

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We compare every 5★ review's word count against the global distribution. Hostels where unusually many top-rated reviews are suspiciously short — way under the typical length — start to look like the staff (or a boost-my-listing service) is padding the score with throwaway praise.

The detector flags reviews that are both top-rated and below a length threshold, then estimates how many of them statistically shouldn't exist. For this hostel we scanned 2057 top-rated reviews and 0% were suspiciously short.

Length z-score: 7.09. A z-score measures how far this hostel's distribution of 5★ review lengths sits from the global average, in standard deviations. 0 = perfectly typical. 1–2 = slightly unusual but within normal noise. 3–5 = strongly anomalous. Anything 10+ means the pattern is so far from the global norm that it's effectively impossible to get there organically.

This is a heuristic, not a verdict — it surfaces hostels worth a second look, not proof of fraud. Read the actual reviews below and judge for yourself.

  1. Confirmed paid 302 words 20%

    RUN!!! I am on vacation in London I stayed a week in this hotel paying night by night at the beginning everything was going well apart from the smell of feet present in all the rooms 3 days before the end of my stay I was accused of stealing a duvet that I wouldn't even put on myself, I took it off my bed and the housekeeper had to remove it from the room. 2 day later my friend paid £42 for my room. I went down to reception to collect my pass and was told I can't stay at the hotel and have to leave even though my room is £42 because I've been here 4 days and I don't I haven't changed rooms and my English is not very good we can't communicate well that's the message that was left on the reception computer (it's my friend who booked ago several different rooms I didn't know I ask to keep the same room so as not to lose things and change every day I am told ok no problem, and yet this morning the very unpleasant manager tells me that I cannot stay one one more night here even if I paid for my room it's no one is ruining my vacation I advise you to flee this place which smells of feet all your belongings will be infested with a very bad smell and you risk like me even if you have paid for your room to be refused access.the good reviews are left by people who want to benefit from the free breakfast ps I am a very well educated and very clean person I had no problem with anyone during my entire stay stay there I repeat, run away if you don't want to lose your vacation.

  2. Confirmed paid 62 words 20%

    Abbiamo soggiornato una notte in cui il nostro piano dell’ostello ha preso fuoco, siamo strati trattati veramente male, ci ha rovinato la vacanza Stiamo ancora aspettando la risposta per il refund, ma prometto una cosa, se non dovesse arrivarci inizierò a distruggere questa pagina di review 1 stella Pietro Falsiroli (sono pronto a togliere le review quando ci sarà dato un refund)

  3. Confirmed paid 91 words 20%

    You'll get better value in a detention camp. Toilets are dirty. Second day I was there, a homeless man managed to get into the dorm rooms in the morning looking for a bed. Moved my bed without warning and took my personal items, which they couldn't find when I asked. Ended up checking out early (without a refund). I'm sure I'll get a templated response to my review, only for my feedback to be ignored by the hostel. This is probably the worst hostel I've stayed in anywhere in the world.

  4. Confirmed paid 604 words 10%

    RUN!!! I am on vacation in London I stayed a week in this hotel paying night by night at the beginning everything was going well apart from the smell of feet present in all the rooms 3 days before the end of my stay I was accused of stealing a duvet that I wouldn't even put on myself, I took it off my bed and the housekeeper had to remove it from the room. 2 day later my friend paid £42 for my room. I went down to reception to collect my pass and was told I can't stay at the hotel and have to leave even though my room is £42 because I've been here 4 days and I don't I haven't changed rooms and my English is not very good we can't communicate well that's the message that was left on the reception computer (it's my friend who booked ago several different rooms I didn't know I ask to keep the same room so as not to lose things and change every day I am told ok no problem, and yet this morning the very unpleasant manager tells me that I cannot stay one one more night here even if I paid for my room it's no one is ruining my vacation I advise you to flee this place which smells of feet all your belongings will be infested with a very bad smell and you risk like me even if you have paid for your room to be refused access.the good reviews are left by people who want to benefit from the free breakfast ps I am a very well educated and very clean person I had no problem with anyone during my entire stay stay there I repeat, run away if you don't want to lose your vacation. RUN!!! I am on vacation in London I stayed a week in this hotel paying night by night at the beginning everything was going well apart from the smell of feet present in all the rooms 3 days before the end of my stay I was accused of stealing a duvet that I wouldn't even put on myself, I took it off my bed and the housekeeper had to remove it from the room. 2 day later my friend paid £42 for my room. I went down to reception to collect my pass and was told I can't stay at the hotel and have to leave even though my room is £42 because I've been here 4 days and I don't I haven't changed rooms and my English is not very good we can't communicate well that's the message that was left on the reception computer (it's my friend who booked ago several different rooms I didn't know I ask to keep the same room so as not to lose things and change every day I am told ok no problem, and yet this morning the very unpleasant manager tells me that I cannot stay one one more night here even if I paid for my room it's no one is ruining my vacation I advise you to flee this place which smells of feet all your belongings will be infested with a very bad smell and you risk like me even if you have paid for your room to be refused access.the good reviews are left by people who want to benefit from the free breakfast ps I am a very well educated and very clean person I had no problem with anyone during my entire stay stay there I repeat, run away if you don't want to lose your vacation.

    Moldova
  5. Confirmed paid 604 words 10%

    RUN!!! I am on vacation in London I stayed a week in this hotel paying night by night at the beginning everything was going well apart from the smell of feet present in all the rooms 3 days before the end of my stay I was accused of stealing a duvet that I wouldn't even put on myself, I took it off my bed and the housekeeper had to remove it from the room. 2 day later my friend paid £42 for my room. I went down to reception to collect my pass and was told I can't stay at the hotel and have to leave even though my room is £42 because I've been here 4 days and I don't I haven't changed rooms and my English is not very good we can't communicate well that's the message that was left on the reception computer (it's my friend who booked ago several different rooms I didn't know I ask to keep the same room so as not to lose things and change every day I am told ok no problem, and yet this morning the very unpleasant manager tells me that I cannot stay one one more night here even if I paid for my room it's no one is ruining my vacation I advise you to flee this place which smells of feet all your belongings will be infested with a very bad smell and you risk like me even if you have paid for your room to be refused access.the good reviews are left by people who want to benefit from the free breakfast ps I am a very well educated and very clean person I had no problem with anyone during my entire stay stay there I repeat, run away if you don't want to lose your vacation. RUN!!! I am on vacation in London I stayed a week in this hotel paying night by night at the beginning everything was going well apart from the smell of feet present in all the rooms 3 days before the end of my stay I was accused of stealing a duvet that I wouldn't even put on myself, I took it off my bed and the housekeeper had to remove it from the room. 2 day later my friend paid £42 for my room. I went down to reception to collect my pass and was told I can't stay at the hotel and have to leave even though my room is £42 because I've been here 4 days and I don't I haven't changed rooms and my English is not very good we can't communicate well that's the message that was left on the reception computer (it's my friend who booked ago several different rooms I didn't know I ask to keep the same room so as not to lose things and change every day I am told ok no problem, and yet this morning the very unpleasant manager tells me that I cannot stay one one more night here even if I paid for my room it's no one is ruining my vacation I advise you to flee this place which smells of feet all your belongings will be infested with a very bad smell and you risk like me even if you have paid for your room to be refused access.the good reviews are left by people who want to benefit from the free breakfast ps I am a very well educated and very clean person I had no problem with anyone during my entire stay stay there I repeat, run away if you don't want to lose your vacation.

    Moldova
  6. Confirmed paid 604 words 10%

    RUN!!! I am on vacation in London I stayed a week in this hotel paying night by night at the beginning everything was going well apart from the smell of feet present in all the rooms 3 days before the end of my stay I was accused of stealing a duvet that I wouldn't even put on myself, I took it off my bed and the housekeeper had to remove it from the room. 2 day later my friend paid £42 for my room. I went down to reception to collect my pass and was told I can't stay at the hotel and have to leave even though my room is £42 because I've been here 4 days and I don't I haven't changed rooms and my English is not very good we can't communicate well that's the message that was left on the reception computer (it's my friend who booked ago several different rooms I didn't know I ask to keep the same room so as not to lose things and change every day I am told ok no problem, and yet this morning the very unpleasant manager tells me that I cannot stay one one more night here even if I paid for my room it's no one is ruining my vacation I advise you to flee this place which smells of feet all your belongings will be infested with a very bad smell and you risk like me even if you have paid for your room to be refused access.the good reviews are left by people who want to benefit from the free breakfast ps I am a very well educated and very clean person I had no problem with anyone during my entire stay stay there I repeat, run away if you don't want to lose your vacation. RUN!!! I am on vacation in London I stayed a week in this hotel paying night by night at the beginning everything was going well apart from the smell of feet present in all the rooms 3 days before the end of my stay I was accused of stealing a duvet that I wouldn't even put on myself, I took it off my bed and the housekeeper had to remove it from the room. 2 day later my friend paid £42 for my room. I went down to reception to collect my pass and was told I can't stay at the hotel and have to leave even though my room is £42 because I've been here 4 days and I don't I haven't changed rooms and my English is not very good we can't communicate well that's the message that was left on the reception computer (it's my friend who booked ago several different rooms I didn't know I ask to keep the same room so as not to lose things and change every day I am told ok no problem, and yet this morning the very unpleasant manager tells me that I cannot stay one one more night here even if I paid for my room it's no one is ruining my vacation I advise you to flee this place which smells of feet all your belongings will be infested with a very bad smell and you risk like me even if you have paid for your room to be refused access.the good reviews are left by people who want to benefit from the free breakfast ps I am a very well educated and very clean person I had no problem with anyone during my entire stay stay there I repeat, run away if you don't want to lose your vacation.

    Moldova
  7. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    People

    Romania
  8. Suspiciously short 1 word 90%

    安い

    Japan
  9. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Excepcional

    France
  10. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Al

    Malaysia
  11. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Good

  12. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    🌸

    Iran
  13. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Good

    Saudi Arabia
  14. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Wonderful

  15. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Excelente

    Costa Rica COUPLE 18-24
  16. Suspiciously short 1 word 90%

    جيده

    Egypt
  17. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    各方面都满意

    Ireland
  18. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Excellent

    Spain
  19. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Excelentt

    Mexico FEMALE 31-40
  20. Suspiciously short 1 word 90%

    員工nice,親切感拉滿,早餐6.5鎊很讚

    Taiwan
  21. Suspiciously short 1 word 90%

    服務人員蠻親切的,住宿地點很方便,設施很完整

    Taiwan
  22. Suspiciously short 1 word 90%

    Yeah

    Chile
  23. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    距離大英博物館非常的近,附近也有地鐵站很方便,唯獨只有床位,如果在最上面要爬很高,超不方便的🤣

  24. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Everything

    United Kingdom
  25. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Recomendo!

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🍳 COOKER 👕 Laundry 🍳 Breakfast
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Adaptors 24 Hour Reception Tours/Travel Desk Currency Exchange Housekeeping Card Phones Reception (Limited Hours) Internet Access Board Games Wi-Fi Linen Included Hair Dryers Towels Not Included Towels For Hire Express Check-in / Out Late Check-out Security Lockers Key Card Access 24 Hour Security Carbon Monoxide Detector CCTV in Common Areas Fire Extinguishers Smoke Alarms Common Room Games Room Lounge Room Free City Maps Free WiFi Free City Tour Vending Machines Flexible NRR

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Dorms $27 / night
Privates $182 - $187 / night

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