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Thuis bij Schell

Rotterdam · Netherlands

Thuis bij Schell

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19% GODAWFUL
High confidence 2,197 reviews
≈45 possibly bought
Seriously don't stay here please
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Suspicious-review evidence ≈45 possibly bought

≈45 possibly bought · 177 top-rated reviews scanned

Explain how it works

We compare every 5★ review's word count against the global distribution. Hostels where unusually many top-rated reviews are suspiciously short — way under the typical length — start to look like the staff (or a boost-my-listing service) is padding the score with throwaway praise.

The detector flags reviews that are both top-rated and below a length threshold, then estimates how many of them statistically shouldn't exist. For this hostel we scanned 177 top-rated reviews and 1% were suspiciously short.

Length z-score: 6.81. A z-score measures how far this hostel's distribution of 5★ review lengths sits from the global average, in standard deviations. 0 = perfectly typical. 1–2 = slightly unusual but within normal noise. 3–5 = strongly anomalous. Anything 10+ means the pattern is so far from the global norm that it's effectively impossible to get there organically.

This is a heuristic, not a verdict — it surfaces hostels worth a second look, not proof of fraud. Read the actual reviews below and judge for yourself.

  1. Confirmed paid 335 words 20%
    Signal trace
    • Reward tied to a review rating as a bar. A few advertised amenities were not included such as a free breakfast

    Save your money and go literally anywhere else. To begin, there is no lobby or common space except two chairs in the hallway of each floor. Owners are working out of a dark, grungy bar that is not currently operating as a bar. A few advertised amenities were not included such as a free breakfast, bar, and a terrace. The female dorm smelled poorly despite having a window open and the floors were not clean underneath the beds at all. I found an old sweater, sock, other garbage and more. The women's bathroom is tiny, requiring you to sit under the sink to be on the toilet. Has mold that smells, no ventilation, hand soap, or hand towels. There is also no hot water for the shower. I booked six nights and could not stay that long. On my third night, it was just myself in the dorm and at least one mouse if not more, started crawling up the 10 foot tall curtains near my head while I was trying to sleep. The scratching noises alerted me to their presence. I looked in the corner of the floor and found many mice droppings. I left the next day. This hostel has no sound insulation, the doors slam, stairs are steep and noisy with people coming up and down them at all hours of the night. Primarily older men in the building, I did not feel comfortable at all as a young woman alone. There is no elevator and I was told I could receive assistance with my suitcase, though no one was there to help when I needed. Staff are only around to assist between 12-8 (ish). The only redeemable factor of this hostel is it's location, however, for nearly the same price you can stay two blocks away at King Kong Hostel for an astronomically better experience. This was a truly terrible stay and I would not suggest it to ANYONE. Owners should be ashamed that they pretend to operate a useful service.

  2. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Excellent!!!👌

    Portugal
  3. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Ок

    Latvia
  4. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    👍👍👍😉😉😉

  5. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Yes

    Netherlands
  6. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    vrouwenkamer

    Netherlands
  7. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Ok

    Romania
  8. Suspiciously short 1 word 90%

    Goed

    Netherlands
  9. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    😋

  10. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Top

  11. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Gezellig😍

  12. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Polecam

  13. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Good Nothing

    Poland
  14. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Everything Nothing

    Rwanda
  15. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Ок Ок

    Latvia
  16. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    The location

    Netherlands
  17. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Klantvriendelijkheid Niks

    Netherlands
  18. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Good Good

    France
  19. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    All good

    Argentina
  20. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Tutto ok

    Italy
  21. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    good company

    Netherlands
  22. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Goed Goed

    Belgium
  23. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    tout rien

    France
  24. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Great service

  25. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Heerlijk gegeten!

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