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Old Town Alicante

Alicante · Spain

Old Town Alicante

Punk Score
10% GODAWFUL
High confidence 1,127 reviews
≈32 possibly bought
Seriously don't stay here please
Suspicious-review evidence ≈32 possibly bought

≈32 possibly bought · 166 top-rated reviews scanned

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We compare every 5★ review's word count against the global distribution. Hostels where unusually many top-rated reviews are suspiciously short — way under the typical length — start to look like the staff (or a boost-my-listing service) is padding the score with throwaway praise.

The detector flags reviews that are both top-rated and below a length threshold, then estimates how many of them statistically shouldn't exist. For this hostel we scanned 166 top-rated reviews and 1% were suspiciously short.

Length z-score: 5.01. A z-score measures how far this hostel's distribution of 5★ review lengths sits from the global average, in standard deviations. 0 = perfectly typical. 1–2 = slightly unusual but within normal noise. 3–5 = strongly anomalous. Anything 10+ means the pattern is so far from the global norm that it's effectively impossible to get there organically.

This is a heuristic, not a verdict — it surfaces hostels worth a second look, not proof of fraud. Read the actual reviews below and judge for yourself.

  1. Confirmed paid 330 words 10%
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    • Reward tied to a review refunded at check-out. As of the time I’m writing this review

    The only positive aspect of our stay was the location. Unfortunately, everything else was far below expectations and completely misrepresented in the listing on Booking.com. Upon arrival, my daughter and I were asked to pay a €50 deposit, which we were told would be refunded at check-out. As of the time I’m writing this review, we have not received the refund. The condition of the room was shocking. It was poorly maintained, smelled unpleasant, and felt unsafe. The bedroom walls were covered in mold and dampness, likely caused by water leaks from the adjacent shared bathroom. The ceiling was cracked, and the curtains were dirty. Lighting in the room was inadequate—there was only one switch located near the door, making it extremely inconvenient to navigate the room at night. There was no proper window; instead, it faced an enclosed inner area cluttered with cleaning supplies and, alarmingly, four large gas canisters—one of which was connected to the water heater. Storing gas and chemicals so close to living quarters felt dangerous and irresponsible. The shared bathroom was in very poor condition—musty, moldy, with a loose toilet seat, and an unreliable hot water supply. We could hear every sound from other guests using the facilities, including the toilet, shower, and hairdryer, as well as the boiler turning on and off throughout the night and early morning. Rest was nearly impossible. We ended up leaving early each morning and returning late just to avoid spending time in the room. We only returned briefly to shower, as the smell and atmosphere were unbearable. If this was considered a “deluxe room,” I can’t imagine what the standard rooms are like. The listing was highly misleading. The purpose of the €50 deposit remains unclear. The air conditioning was wall-mounted and not suitable to run overnight. The current rating of 8.6 on Booking.com is baffling and raises serious questions about the accuracy of reviews and listings on the platform. Do not waste your money on this place.

    United Kingdom
  2. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Todo

    Spain
  3. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    El.personal

    Italy
  4. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Super

    Poland
  5. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Tutto

    Italy
  6. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Propres

    Algeria
  7. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Tu

    France
  8. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Todo

    Spain
  9. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    L’emplacement Rien

    Algeria
  10. Suspiciously short 2 words 90%

    Ubicación Colchones

    Spain
  11. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    El ambiente

    Spain
  12. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    rien Rien

    Algeria
  13. Suspiciously short 2 words 90%

    Very comfortable

    United States
  14. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Todo estabnabine

    Spain
  15. Suspiciously short 2 words 90%

    Everything Nothing

    Norway
  16. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Everything Nothing

    Spain
  17. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    tutto fantastico

    Italy
  18. Suspiciously short 3 words 100%

    Este in centru

    United Kingdom
  19. Suspiciously short 3 words 100%

    Todo 100% recomendable

    Spain
  20. Suspiciously short 3 words 90%

    Pencerede perde yoktu.

    Azerbaijan
  21. Suspiciously short 3 words 90%

    Lage Kein Fruhstück

    Germany
  22. Suspiciously short 4 words 90%

    Las nuevas instalaciones Nada

    Spain
  23. Suspiciously short 4 words 100%

    Perfect location Very clean

    United Kingdom
  24. Suspiciously short 4 words 100%

    Lo tranquilo El colchon

    Spain
  25. Suspiciously short 4 words 90%

    Good job and locations

    Japan
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Housekeeping Card Phones Reception (Limited Hours) Internet Access Book Exchange Wii Cable TV Elevator Late Check-out Air Conditioning Towels Included Free City Maps Free WiFi Free Internet Access Hot Showers Meals Available Tea & Coffee Making Facilities