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Hotel M & M Beach House

Playa del Coco Guanacaste · Costa Rica

Hotel M & M Beach House

Punk Score
52% SHIT
High confidence 1,445 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Best in Playa del Coco Guanacaste
Bed bug reports Showing 4 reports · 1 in the last 12 months
  1. Possible Booking.com

    Voir plus haut.

  2. Confirmed Booking.com

    Bed bugs

  3. Confirmed Booking.com

    Bed bugs, no air cond. the 2nd night, noise from second floot

  4. Confirmed Google Maps

    Okay. Let's just get down to it... yes, there is no AC and yes, there is no hot water. However, I didn't mind because I came here to scuba dive. So for me it worked out. I actually enjoyed the lack of hot water because it was refreshing after baking out in the heat and humidity. The room was hot but I was so exhausted from diving I passed out. The breakfast is great and the staff is friendly. The beds are clean with no signs of bed bugs (trust me... I ALWAYS check). There was some big @$$ ants running around but we didn't bother each other.

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Vibe Analysis

Beach chairs, bodyboards, and even a skateboard may be available to borrow, which gives this little beach house a more playful edge than its basic rooms suggest. The beach is just across the street, with restaurants, shops, and the main road close enough for easy walking. The strongest part of the place is the outdoor setup: an upstairs wooden terrace, hammocks, balcony seating, and breakfast with a sea view. It suits travelers who want to spend their time outside, reading in the shade, playing cards at night, or using the room mostly as a sleep-and-shower base. Breakfast is usually a bright spot, with tasty coffee and selectable options, though portions can feel limited unless extra items are paid for. Staff can be warm and helpful, with Caesar standing out in the day-to-day hospitality. A common kitchen, fridge access, filtered water, parking, and occasional room fridges or sinks add practical value, but facilities vary by room.

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  • Rooms are simple, old, and uneven; some are small, dark, hot, or short on airflow. 3 mentions Last mentioned Dec 18, 2025
  • Air conditioning is not in every room, and fan-only rooms can get very hot. 3 mentions Last mentioned Jan 16, 2025
  • Hot water may not be available, with showers usually cold or room-temperature. 3 mentions Last mentioned Dec 18, 2025
  • The wooden building carries sound: upstairs footsteps, street noise, balcony noise, and late beach activity can make sleep rough. 3 mentions Last mentioned Apr 25, 2026
  • Privacy can be weak in rooms facing common areas or the street, especially with thin curtains or windows near walkways. 3 mentions Last mentioned Apr 25, 2026
  • Cleanliness and maintenance are inconsistent, including older bathrooms, creaky floors, odors, insects, and worn mattresses in some rooms. 3 mentions Last mentioned Nov 10, 2024
  • Breakfast can be limited, and extra portions may cost more. 3 mentions Last mentioned Apr 25, 2026
  • The immediate area can feel rough at night, and the beach itself may be dirty at times. 3 mentions Last mentioned Apr 9, 2026
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🚲 Bicycle Hire

Facilities

👕 Laundry 🅿️ Parking 🅿️ Free Parking 🌅 Outdoor Terrace ☕ Café
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