Lisbon · Portugal
We Hate F Tourists
Punk Score
76%
NOT BAD
It's a solid hostel, you're almost guaranteed to talk to people and have a good time
English
59%
German
12%
French
7%
Bed bug reports
-
Confirmed Booking.com
It doesn't seem like bed bugs, but something keeps itching and popping up on my skin due to some chemicals.
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Facilities
🍳 COOKER
👕 Laundry
💻 Coworking Space
🍹 Rooftop Bar
🅿️ Paid Parking
🌅 Outdoor Terrace
🌆 Rooftop
🍺 Bar
Other facilities (40)
Adaptors
Airport Transfers
Luggage Storage
24 Hour Reception
Tours/Travel Desk
Housekeeping
Internet Access
Board Games
Wi-Fi
Smart TV
Linen Included
Air Conditioning
Reading Light
Hair Dryers
Charging Plugs
Meals Available
Tea & Coffee Making Facilities
Towels For Hire
Late Check-out
Security Lockers
Key Card Access
24 Hour Security
Safe Deposit Box
Carbon Monoxide Detector
CCTV in Common Areas
Fire Extinguishers
First Aid Kits
Smoke Alarms
Smoke Detector
Common Room
Lounge Room
Social Balcony
Elevator
Free City Maps
Free WiFi
Free Internet Access
Free Luggage Storage
Hot Showers
Panoramic Views
Recycling Bins
Unusual phrases
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