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PubLove @ The Crown, Battersea

London · England

PubLove @ The Crown, Battersea

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11% GODAWFUL
High confidence 2,761 reviews
≈92 possibly bought
Seriously don't stay here please
Sus reviews
≈92 possibly bought
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Suspicious-review evidence ≈92 possibly bought

≈92 possibly bought · 643 top-rated reviews scanned

Explain how it works

We compare every 5★ review's word count against the global distribution. Hostels where unusually many top-rated reviews are suspiciously short — way under the typical length — start to look like the staff (or a boost-my-listing service) is padding the score with throwaway praise.

The detector flags reviews that are both top-rated and below a length threshold, then estimates how many of them statistically shouldn't exist. For this hostel we scanned 643 top-rated reviews and 1% were suspiciously short.

Length z-score: 7.42. A z-score measures how far this hostel's distribution of 5★ review lengths sits from the global average, in standard deviations. 0 = perfectly typical. 1–2 = slightly unusual but within normal noise. 3–5 = strongly anomalous. Anything 10+ means the pattern is so far from the global norm that it's effectively impossible to get there organically.

This is a heuristic, not a verdict — it surfaces hostels worth a second look, not proof of fraud. Read the actual reviews below and judge for yourself.

  1. Confirmed paid 40 words 63%
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    • Reward tied to a review for positive review

    Blocked toilets, bedbugs, a mouse in the common room, stained sheets. No kitchen but mugs of boilied water available from reception if you have your own tea bags. Offer free coffee for positive reviews. No thanks. Lovely and helpful staff.

    Australia ALLFEMALEGROUP 25-30
  2. Confirmed paid 87 words 34%
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    • Reward tied to a review reviews. I was given a refund

    DO NOT BOOK. Bedbugs infested. Multiple incidents if you read reviews. I was given a refund after complaining but does not make up for the money lost on medication, new lodging, and multiple loads of laundry to wash the bugs out. It’s been over a week and i’m still covered in itchy painful bites. On top of this there are no lockers for luggage besides a common luggage room anyone can access. The bathrooms AND showers are co-ed. and the whole hostel STANK. Worst hostel experience ever!

    USA FEMALE 18-24
  3. Confirmed paid 229 words 20%
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    • Reward tied to a review review Publove. Where's the refund

    - blood and urine in the sheets - bedbugs - no ac and poor ventilation - smelled like dead bodies We've stayed at multiple hostels during our 3 week backpacking trip, some are nice, some are sketchy, but this... Our room was not fit for human habitation let alone travel lodging, you'd be better off sleeping on the street. The smell in our room was so foul that we were gagging the whole time, and just long enough for us to pack our bags and leave. I raised these concerns to the front desk and they seemed to be aware of the issue and lent a sympathetic ear. They said they would honor a refund for our stay while we checked out to go find another accommodation. However they said that we had to raise a request through Hostelworld, which later promptly waived their hands and said nope. The hostel has since been ghosting every attempt of mine to contact them directly about the refund they said they would honor. I think this is a scam, they probably rebooked our same room to some other poor sods and pocketed the money. They know the room is cratering on illegal but are still making reservations. Unfortunately the only recourse at this point is to dispute it through the bank. So enjoy your 70£ review Publove. Where's the refund you promised??

  4. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    这个可以的，但是他收了我两次费用我也不知道为啥

    United Kingdom
  5. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    👍

    Morocco
  6. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Location

    United Arab Emirates
  7. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Nice

  8. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Super

  9. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Awesome

  10. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Excellent!

  11. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    super8というビールが美味しかった。クリスマスは交通機関がストップするため、夜に空港に向かった。

  12. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    离大使馆很近，办美签比较方便，服务也很好，就是公共浴室水流不能一直流，不太方便。

  13. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    😊👍

  14. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Good

  15. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Bien

  16. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Great

  17. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    The staff

    United Kingdom
  18. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    👍 👍

    Morocco
  19. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Tres bien

    Morocco
  20. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    all no

    China
  21. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Dope place

    South Africa MALE 25-30
  22. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Good Good

    India
  23. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Дружелюбный персонал.

    Tajikistan
  24. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    clean non

    United Kingdom
  25. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Price Location

    Pakistan
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