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PubLove @ The Crown, Battersea

London · England

PubLove @ The Crown, Battersea

Punk Score
23% SHIT
Medium confidence 153 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Sus reviews
≈94 possibly bought
Suspicious-review evidence ≈94 possibly bought

≈94 possibly bought · 622 top-rated reviews scanned

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We compare every 5★ review's word count against the global distribution. Hostels where unusually many top-rated reviews are suspiciously short — way under the typical length — start to look like the staff (or a boost-my-listing service) is padding the score with throwaway praise.

The detector flags reviews that are both top-rated and below a length threshold, then estimates how many of them statistically shouldn't exist. For this hostel we scanned 622 top-rated reviews and 1% were suspiciously short.

Length z-score: 7.72. A z-score measures how far this hostel's distribution of 5★ review lengths sits from the global average, in standard deviations. 0 = perfectly typical. 1–2 = slightly unusual but within normal noise. 3–5 = strongly anomalous. Anything 10+ means the pattern is so far from the global norm that it's effectively impossible to get there organically.

This is a heuristic, not a verdict — it surfaces hostels worth a second look, not proof of fraud. Read the actual reviews below and judge for yourself.

  1. Confirmed paid 40 words 63%

    Blocked toilets, bedbugs, a mouse in the common room, stained sheets. No kitchen but mugs of boilied water available from reception if you have your own tea bags. Offer free coffee for positive reviews. No thanks. Lovely and helpful staff.

    Australia ALLFEMALEGROUP 25-30
  2. Confirmed paid 87 words 34%

    DO NOT BOOK. Bedbugs infested. Multiple incidents if you read reviews. I was given a refund after complaining but does not make up for the money lost on medication, new lodging, and multiple loads of laundry to wash the bugs out. It’s been over a week and i’m still covered in itchy painful bites. On top of this there are no lockers for luggage besides a common luggage room anyone can access. The bathrooms AND showers are co-ed. and the whole hostel STANK. Worst hostel experience ever!

    USA FEMALE 18-24
  3. Confirmed paid 229 words 20%

    - blood and urine in the sheets - bedbugs - no ac and poor ventilation - smelled like dead bodies We've stayed at multiple hostels during our 3 week backpacking trip, some are nice, some are sketchy, but this... Our room was not fit for human habitation let alone travel lodging, you'd be better off sleeping on the street. The smell in our room was so foul that we were gagging the whole time, and just long enough for us to pack our bags and leave. I raised these concerns to the front desk and they seemed to be aware of the issue and lent a sympathetic ear. They said they would honor a refund for our stay while we checked out to go find another accommodation. However they said that we had to raise a request through Hostelworld, which later promptly waived their hands and said nope. The hostel has since been ghosting every attempt of mine to contact them directly about the refund they said they would honor. I think this is a scam, they probably rebooked our same room to some other poor sods and pocketed the money. They know the room is cratering on illegal but are still making reservations. Unfortunately the only recourse at this point is to dispute it through the bank. So enjoy your 70£ review Publove. Where's the refund you promised??

  4. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Location

    United Arab Emirates
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    Nice

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    Super

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    Awesome

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    Excellent!

  9. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    super8というビールが美味しかった。クリスマスは交通機関がストップするため、夜に空港に向かった。

  10. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    离大使馆很近，办美签比较方便，服务也很好，就是公共浴室水流不能一直流，不太方便。

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    😊👍

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    Good

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    Bien

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    Great

  15. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Dope place

    South Africa MALE 25-30
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    Good Good

    India
  17. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Дружелюбный персонал.

    Tajikistan
  18. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    clean non

    United Kingdom
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    Price Location

    Pakistan
  20. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Excellent Stay

    United Kingdom
  21. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Nice place

  22. Suspiciously short 2 words 89%

    Really good.

    Switzerland FEMALE
  23. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Amazing pub

  24. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Very nice

  25. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Very comfortable

    Albania

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Facilities

👕 Laundry 🌅 Outdoor Terrace 🍺 Bar ☕ Cafe
Other facilities (25)
Adaptors Luggage Storage 24 Hour Reception Housekeeping Restaurant Linen Included Hair Dryers Ceiling Fan Towels Not Included Security Lockers Key Card Access 24 Hour Security CCTV in Common Areas Fire Extinguishers First Aid Kits Smoke Alarms Smoke Detector Hot Showers Free WiFi Free Security Lockers Free Luggage Storage Board Games Wi-Fi Late Check-out Flexible NRR

Prices

Dorms $22 / night
Privates $195 / night
Booking.com $14 / night 1 months ago

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