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Flying Pig Downtown

Amsterdam · Netherlands

Flying Pig Downtown

Punk Score
26% SHIT
High confidence 7,489 reviews
≈136 possibly bought
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Suspicious-review evidence ≈136 possibly bought

≈136 possibly bought · 2421 top-rated reviews scanned

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We compare every 5★ review's word count against the global distribution. Hostels where unusually many top-rated reviews are suspiciously short — way under the typical length — start to look like the staff (or a boost-my-listing service) is padding the score with throwaway praise.

The detector flags reviews that are both top-rated and below a length threshold, then estimates how many of them statistically shouldn't exist. For this hostel we scanned 2421 top-rated reviews and 0% were suspiciously short.

Length z-score: 5.80. A z-score measures how far this hostel's distribution of 5★ review lengths sits from the global average, in standard deviations. 0 = perfectly typical. 1–2 = slightly unusual but within normal noise. 3–5 = strongly anomalous. Anything 10+ means the pattern is so far from the global norm that it's effectively impossible to get there organically.

This is a heuristic, not a verdict — it surfaces hostels worth a second look, not proof of fraud. Read the actual reviews below and judge for yourself.

  1. Confirmed paid 87 words 80%
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    • Reward tied to a review review stating that, the establishment reached out to offer a refund

    (Positive first) this is a nice hostel with a decent breakfast that overall is a good deal and I found that some of the staff is nice and helpful. (Negative) While the dayshift I found to be helpful and was sympathetic with an issue we ran into, the night shift initially came about as rude. After writing a review stating that, the establishment reached out to offer a refund for a guest that experienced an issue and to discuss the issue with their night shift. Appreciate it.

  2. Confirmed paid 194 words 20%
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    • Reward tied to a review refunded my money. Still, it was extremely frustrating

    EDIT 21. May: The hostel has now refunded my money. Still, it was extremely frustrating that I wasn't allowed to check in and had to book a very expensive room at another hotel at short notice. --- Unreliable, big disappointment, and HUGE extra costs! I booked a stay at Flying Pig Downtown via Booking.com for May 2–4, 2025. When I tried to cancel by phone beforehand, I was told cancellation wasn’t possible. So I went ahead with my trip. Then the shock on arrival: My booking had vanished! Reception couldn’t find it – and a staff member told me it had actually been canceled and I wouldn’t be charged. So I had to scramble to find other hotels for two nights. Nearly everything in Amsterdam was fully booked and ridiculously expensive. After the weekend, Flying Pig Downtown still charged me €177.95, even though I didn’t spend a single night there. I tried contacting the hostel multiple times – no response, no help, no refund. ❗ Bottom line: Completely unprofessional. No transparency. No responsibility. No customer service. I strongly advise against booking here. If anything goes wrong, you’ll be left alone with the full cost.

    Germany
  3. Suspiciously short 50 words 100%
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    • Pressure to leave a review asked for anything better. 10/10

    first hostel experience ever and I couldn't have asked for anything better. 10/10 for cleanliness, friendly staff, location, social vibes, and rooming situation. The social factor in the bar, the weed smoking room, and the outdoor cigarette area is perfect enough for easy conversations and making plans with new friends.

    USA FEMALE 25-30
  4. Suspiciously short 57 words 100%
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    • Pressure to leave a review asked med to review

    Google asked med to review this place after one night, so here we go. 😁 this place is very nice, I loved how helpful and open people was, I've never talked so much to so many people in one night before. 👍😊 i can recommend this place, I actually consider visiting Amsterdam again just for this place.

  5. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    🔥

    Latvia
  6. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Fantastic

    Belgium MALE 31-40
  7. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    lokalizacja

    Poland
  8. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Все

    Netherlands
  9. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    ok

  10. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Everything

    Brazil
  11. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Tot

    Romania
  12. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Location

    United States
  13. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Everything

    United Kingdom
  14. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Location

    Greece
  15. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Nearby

    Saudi Arabia
  16. Suspiciously short 1 word 97%

    Excelente

    Mexico MALE
  17. Suspiciously short 1 word 90%

    👍🏻

    Netherlands
  18. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Localização

    Brazil
  19. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    位置非常好

    China
  20. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Perfecto

  21. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%
    Translated to English

    Nice,,,,,,, and good

    England MALE
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    Good

  23. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Excellent

    United Arab Emirates
  24. Suspiciously short 1 word 90%

    Ambiente

    El Salvador
  25. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Super

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🍳 COOKER 🌅 Outdoor Terrace 🍺 Bar ☕ Cafe 🍳 Breakfast
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Luggage Storage 24 Hour Reception Internet Access Pool Table Wi-Fi Linen Included Reading Light Towels Not Included Towels For Hire Paid Luggage Storage Paid Security Lockers Security Lockers Key Card Access Common Room Elevator Hot Showers Free WiFi

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