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We chew through review noise so you can spot the social ones, the sketchy ones, and the weirdly fake ones.

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Stockholm · Sweden

The Red Boat Mälaren

Punk Score
27% SHIT
High confidence 4,755 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Hong Kong · Hong Kong China

Germany Hostel

Punk Score
30% SHIT
Medium confidence 61 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
61 reviews $15 dorm · $26 priv View
Bangkok · Thailand

On The Bed

Punk Score
30% SHIT
High confidence 417 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
417 reviews $13 dorm · $27 priv View
Valencia · Spain

The Central House Valencia Mercado Central

Punk Score
30% SHIT
High confidence 612 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
612 reviews $37 dorm · $221 priv View
Valdivia · Chile 3rd best in Valdivia

Kapai Hostel

Punk Score
30% SHIT
High confidence 524 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
524 reviews $23 dorm · $33 priv View
Aachen · Germany 2nd best in Aachen

Hotel Buschhausen

Punk Score
30% SHIT
High confidence 6,608 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Lubeck · Germany 2nd best in Lubeck

schickSAAL*

Punk Score
30% SHIT
High confidence 1,021 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1021 reviews $38 dorm · $144 priv View
Madrid · Spain

Velvet Hostel

Punk Score
30% SHIT
High confidence 848 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bangkok · Thailand

Yamyen Hostel

Punk Score
30% SHIT
High confidence 1,393 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1393 reviews $11 dorm · $18 priv View
Semuc Champey · Guatemala 4th best in Semuc Champey

Hostal El Portal

Punk Score
29% SHIT
High confidence 827 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
827 reviews $14 dorm · $30 priv View
Assisi · Italy 4th best in Assisi

Ostello della Pace Assisi

Punk Score
30% SHIT
High confidence 356 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
356 reviews $47 dorm · $101 priv View
La Paz · Bolivia

Wake Up Hostel

Punk Score
29% SHIT
High confidence 871 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
871 reviews $8 dorm · $14 priv View
Palma de Mallorca · Spain

SB Arenal

Punk Score
29% SHIT
High confidence 986 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Tainan · Taiwan China

Light Hostel Tainan

Punk Score
29% SHIT
High confidence 1,843 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1843 reviews $18 dorm · $53 priv View
Bangkok · Thailand

MovyLodge Hostel

Punk Score
29% SHIT
High confidence 728 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
728 reviews $9 dorm · $32 priv View
Varanasi · India

Backpackers Park

Punk Score
29% SHIT
High confidence 467 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
467 reviews $5 dorm · $21 priv View
San Miguel de Tucuman · Argentina 5th best in San Miguel de Tucuman

A la Gurda Hostel Tucuman

Punk Score
29% SHIT
High confidence 770 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
770 reviews $11 dorm · $30 priv View
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