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ivan was backpacking and got tired of reading reviews so he built this whole thing

We chew through review noise so you can spot the social ones, the sketchy ones, and the weirdly fake ones.

  • Vibe mathSocial fun from review signals, not brochure stars
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Koh Tao · Thailand

99 hostel

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 77 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Puerto Viejo de Talamanca · Costa Rica

Madre Selva Hostel

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 352 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
352 reviews $12 dorm · $32 priv View
Seville · Spain

Hacienda Olontigi

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 694 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Kanchanaburi · Thailand

Scenario Cafe & Hostel

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 93 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Verona · Italy 3rd best in Verona

Casamore Rooms

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 876 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Phuket · Thailand

Book a Bed Poshtel

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 2,782 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
2782 reviews $10 dorm · $26 priv View
Bogota · Colombia

hotel dorado ferial

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 220 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Pucon · Chile

Ruka Pucon Hostel

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 343 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Mykonos · Greece 3rd best in Mykonos

Maria Eleni Guesthouse

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 131 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Hoi An · Vietnam

Sunshine Hotel Hoi An

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 362 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Istanbul · Turkey

Mitra Downtown Hotel

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 2,009 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Mazatlan · Mexico Best in Mazatlan

Hotel Machado

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 245 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Lisbon · Portugal

The Lx Hill Hostel

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 2,222 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Rijeka · Croatia Best in Rijeka

Terra Magica Deluxe

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 223 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Kota Kinabalu · Malaysia 5th best in Kota Kinabalu

Lavender Lodge Kota Kinabalu

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 175 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
175 reviews $12 dorm · $27 priv View
Prague · Czech Republic

Celine Prague Hostel

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 364 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
364 reviews $21 dorm · $518 priv View
Yogyakarta · Indonesia

Hostel 1001 Malam

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 346 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
El Calafate · Argentina

South B&B El Calafate

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 204 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cat Ba Island · Vietnam

Quiri Hotel Cat Ba

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 78 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
78 reviews $0 dorm · $60 priv View
Bangkok · Thailand

Napa Hostel Samrong Station

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 78 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
78 reviews $11 dorm · $21 priv View
Trogir · Croatia 3rd best in Trogir

Palace Central Square

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 390 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Brisbane · Australia 5th best in Brisbane

Breeze Lodge

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 1,183 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bangkok · Thailand

168 Hostel

Punk Score
58% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 20 reviews
20 reviews $12 dorm · $25 priv View
Drake Bay · Costa Rica 5th best in Drake Bay

Sukia Hostel

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 150 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
150 reviews $15 dorm · $15 priv View
Coimbra · Portugal 2nd best in Coimbra

Penedo da Saudade - Suites & Hostel

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 717 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Niteroi · Brazil 2nd best in Niteroi

Residenziale Hotel Cápsula

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 223 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Dahab · Egypt

Deep Blue Divers

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 124 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
124 reviews $6 dorm · $18 priv View
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