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ivan was backpacking and got tired of reading reviews so he built this whole thing

We chew through review noise so you can spot the social ones, the sketchy ones, and the weirdly fake ones.

  • Vibe mathSocial fun from review signals, not brochure stars
  • Bug radarLast-30-day reports count loudest
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  • Sus filterPlant reviews and astroturf get sniffed out

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Brisbane · Australia 5th best in Brisbane

Breeze Lodge

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 1,183 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bangkok · Thailand

168 Hostel

Punk Score
58% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 20 reviews
20 reviews $13 dorm · $27 priv View
Yogyakarta · Indonesia

Hostel 1001 Malam

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 346 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Drake Bay · Costa Rica 5th best in Drake Bay

Sukia Hostel

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 150 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
150 reviews $15 dorm · $15 priv View
El Calafate · Argentina

South B&B El Calafate

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 204 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cat Ba Island · Vietnam

Quiri Hotel Cat Ba

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 78 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
78 reviews $0 dorm · $60 priv View
Trogir · Croatia 3rd best in Trogir

Palace Central Square

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 390 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Coimbra · Portugal 2nd best in Coimbra

Penedo da Saudade - Suites & Hostel

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 717 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Niteroi · Brazil 2nd best in Niteroi

Residenziale Hotel Cápsula

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 223 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Ha Long · Vietnam

BBQ Hostel Ha Long

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 287 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
287 reviews $8 dorm · $21 priv View
Sciacca · Italy Best in Sciacca

Garibaldi Relais

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 348 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Barcelona · Spain

Las Ramblas Bacardi Apartment

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 1,205 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Dahab · Egypt

Deep Blue Divers

Punk Score
59% SHIT
Medium confidence 124 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
124 reviews $7 dorm · $20 priv View
Istanbul · Turkey

Stayso by Cloud 7

Punk Score
59% SHIT
High confidence 965 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Murcia · Spain 2nd best in Murcia

Hoomy Hostel

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 349 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Brighton · England 2nd best in Brighton

Relax Inn Guest House

Punk Score
59% SHIT
Medium confidence 271 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bucaramanga · Colombia 3rd best in Bucaramanga

Hotel Anauco

Punk Score
59% SHIT
High confidence 618 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Ometepe Island · Nicaragua

Hospedaje Bullshark

Punk Score
59% SHIT
Medium confidence 206 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Berlin · Germany

Wallyard Stay

Punk Score
59% SHIT
High confidence 488 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Jericoacoara · Brazil 2nd best in Jericoacoara

Mandala Hostel

Punk Score
59% SHIT
High confidence 879 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
879 reviews $17 dorm · $82 priv View
Alajuela · Costa Rica 4th best in Alajuela

Guesthouse Casa Lapa

Punk Score
59% SHIT
Medium confidence 117 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
San Gil · Colombia

Meraki Boutique Hostel

Punk Score
59% SHIT
High confidence 617 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Porto de Mos · Portugal Best in Porto de Mos

Pereira Guesthouse

Punk Score
59% SHIT
Medium confidence 95 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
El Remate · Guatemala 2nd best in El Remate

Alice Guesthouse

Punk Score
59% SHIT
High confidence 358 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
358 reviews $14 dorm · $46 priv View
Mendoza · Argentina

Hostel Plaza

Punk Score
60% SHIT
High confidence 390 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
390 reviews $12 dorm · $32 priv View
Siem Reap · Cambodia

Rithy Rin Angkor Hotel

Punk Score
60% SHIT
Medium confidence 266 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Chefchaouen · Morocco

Riad Baraka

Punk Score
60% SHIT
High confidence 696 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
696 reviews $11 dorm · $22 priv View
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