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Ponta Delgada · Portugal

Bruma Hostel

Punk Score
53% SHIT
Medium confidence 212 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
212 reviews $39 dorm · $126 priv View
Medellin · Colombia

Luxury Suites Prana By Cadissa

Punk Score
53% SHIT
Medium confidence 175 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Split · Croatia

Croparadise Central

Punk Score
53% SHIT
Medium confidence 175 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
175 reviews $57 dorm · $160 priv View
Selcuk · Turkey

Ephesus Centrum Hotel

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 885 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
885 reviews $23 dorm · $49 priv View
Tomar · Portugal Best in Tomar

Ninho do Falcão

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 385 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cabo San Lucas · Mexico 3rd best in Cabo San Lucas

Colmena Hotel Los Cabos Marina

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 415 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Sendai · Japan Best in Sendai

Miyagi Guest House (Sendai)

Punk Score
53% SHIT
Medium confidence 63 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Gretna Green · Scotland Best in Gretna Green

Mill Forge

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 883 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Santa Barbara · USA 2nd best in Santa Barbara

Inn at Highway 1

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 448 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Pinhao · Portugal Best in Pinhao

Douro House

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 941 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Sao Luis · Brazil 4th best in Sao Luis

Rio Slz Hostel

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 386 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Mostar · Bosnia And Herzegovina

Hostel Lovely Home

Punk Score
55% SHIT
Medium confidence 292 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
292 reviews $39 dorm · $92 priv View
Ujjain · India 2nd best in Ujjain

Kshipra dormitory

Punk Score
55% SHIT
Medium confidence 128 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
128 reviews $5 dorm · $19 priv View
Galapagos Islands · Ecuador

Hostal Miconia

Punk Score
55% SHIT
Medium confidence 179 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Verona · Italy 4th best in Verona

Scaligero Rooms

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 690 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Funchal · Portugal 2nd best in Funchal

109 Funchal Hostel

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 343 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
343 reviews $43 dorm · $89 priv View
Santa Catalina · Panama

Bambuda Santa Catalina

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 1,096 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1096 reviews $38 dorm · $117 priv View
Lovina · Indonesia

Lovina Loca

Punk Score
55% SHIT
Medium confidence 111 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
111 reviews $16 dorm · $32 priv View
Toronto · Canada

49 Hostel

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 626 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
626 reviews $38 dorm · $107 priv View
Canterbury · England Best in Canterbury

YHA Canterbury

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 1,176 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Chania · Greece 4th best in Chania

Civitel Akali

Punk Score
55% SHIT
Medium confidence 149 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Florianopolis · Brazil

Sea Wolf Surf Hostel - Campeche

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 355 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
355 reviews $11 dorm · $23 priv View
Sapa · Vietnam

Lacasa Sapa Hotel

Punk Score
54% SHIT
Medium confidence 149 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
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