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We chew through review noise so you can spot the social ones, the sketchy ones, and the weirdly fake ones.

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Santa Marta · Colombia

Hotel Zamay centro historico

Punk Score
43% SHIT
High confidence 338 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Tafi del Valle · Argentina 2nd best in Tafi del Valle

Hosteria La Angostura

Punk Score
43% SHIT
Medium confidence 204 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cartagena · Colombia

Guakmaya Hostel

Punk Score
48% SHIT
Medium confidence 194 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Choachi · Colombia 3rd best in Choachi

Skale Peregrino Ecolodge

Punk Score
48% SHIT
Medium confidence 109 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Capitolio · Brazil Best in Capitolio

Naim Hotel

Punk Score
47% SHIT
Medium confidence 257 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
San Pedro de Atacama · Chile

Refugio Don Natu

Punk Score
46% SHIT
High confidence 352 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bangkok · Thailand

Ban Sabai Hostel

Punk Score
46% SHIT
High confidence 521 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
New York · USA

JGSTAY - Soho

Punk Score
46% SHIT
High confidence 376 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Nonthaburi · Thailand 2nd best in Nonthaburi

Botanic Service Room @Impact Muang Thong Thani

Punk Score
46% SHIT
Medium confidence 231 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Jardin · Colombia

Oliva's House

Punk Score
46% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 46 reviews
46 reviews $9 dorm · $19 priv View
San Remo · Italy Best in San Remo

Memole Inn Sanremo

Punk Score
46% SHIT
Medium confidence 68 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Envigado · Colombia Best in Envigado

Refugio en el Bosque

Punk Score
46% SHIT
Medium confidence 221 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Barichara · Colombia

Rustico Hostel

Punk Score
47% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 38 reviews
38 reviews $29 dorm · $62 priv View
Santa Marta · Colombia

White Taganga

Punk Score
45% SHIT
Medium confidence 59 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Mancora · Peru

Spondylus Home

Punk Score
45% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 26 reviews
26 reviews $12 dorm · $15 priv View
Mancora · Peru

Akumal Mancora

Punk Score
45% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 45 reviews
Bello · Colombia 3rd best in Bello

Apartaestudio AREAS by QuBeLab

Punk Score
46% SHIT
Medium confidence 95 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cochabamba · Bolivia 5th best in Cochabamba

Casa Discreta Cochabamba

Punk Score
46% SHIT
Medium confidence 62 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bangkok · Thailand

G5 Hostel Bangkok

Punk Score
44% SHIT
Medium confidence 58 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
58 reviews $13 dorm · $19 priv View
Bishkek · Kyrgyzstan

Family Guest House & Hostel

Punk Score
43% SHIT
Medium confidence 84 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
84 reviews $10 dorm · $40 priv View
Bangkok · Thailand

Cacha Hotel

Punk Score
43% SHIT
Medium confidence 119 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Sao Sebastiao · Brazil 5th best in Sao Sebastiao

Drifter Hostel

Punk Score
43% SHIT
Medium confidence 65 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Florianopolis · Brazil

Imana Hostel

Punk Score
45% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 31 reviews
Pathum Thani · Thailand Best in Pathum Thani

RuenKijja

Punk Score
46% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 33 reviews
Capilla del Monte · Argentina 2nd best in Capilla del Monte

Estrella Vladimir Hostel

Punk Score
46% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 28 reviews
28 reviews $13 dorm · $25 priv View
Itacare · Brazil

Tranquilandia Hostel

Punk Score
43% SHIT
Medium confidence 108 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
108 reviews $7 dorm · $15 priv View
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