Two Bathrooms? The Blakely Hotel by LuxUrban · 58% - Shit
The Blakely Hotel by LuxUrban

New York · USA

The Blakely Hotel by LuxUrban

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 542 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
5th best in New York

Separate lounge areas and high-floor city or park views pair with easy access to Central Park, Times Square and the subway; front-desk service can vary.

No bed bug reports in 542 analyzed reviews
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Vibe Analysis

Suite space is the clearest reason to look at The Blakely: rooms can be unusually large for Midtown, with layouts that may include separate lounge areas, two bedrooms, two bathrooms, large beds, and high-floor city or park views. It is a better fit for travelers who want apartment-like room space near the Midtown action than for anyone chasing a hostel social scene. The location is the other major strength. The hotel sits well for Central Park, Times Square, theaters, shops, restaurants, and nearby subway access, so sightseeing logistics are simple. Rooms are often clean, quiet, comfortable, and well appointed, with a fantastic gym and occasionally strong touches like turndown service, prosecco, charcuterie, daily coffee or tea, snacks, and windows that open. Service is the wild card. Doormen, bell staff, room attendants, managers, and individual desk staff can be warm and helpful, but the front desk can also be slow, unresponsive, or confused about reservations, room types, breakfast inclusions, billing, and basic requests. The hotel can feel polished in the room and messy at the operating layer. Value is the main caution. Prices can be steep, breakfast and restaurant costs can feel out of scale, and room-service food is a weak bet. The best version here is a spacious, quiet suite on a high floor in a killer location; the rough version involves delayed check-in, billing disputes, missing setup for sofa beds, cleanliness misses, or maintenance problems.

Signals to check

  • Front desk service can be inconsistent, with slow check-in, room-type confusion, and weak follow-through on requests. 3 mentions Last mentioned Jun 3, 2026
  • Billing, deposits, breakfast inclusions, minibar charges, and extra fees need careful checking. 3 mentions Last mentioned Oct 10, 2024
  • Cleanliness and housekeeping can vary, including missed supplies, poor room servicing, and occasional serious cleanliness problems. 3 mentions Last mentioned Oct 23, 2024
  • Maintenance issues may affect comfort, including heating, air conditioning, shower pressure, leaks, windows, bathroom fixtures, elevators, or noisy fans. 3 mentions Last mentioned Jun 3, 2026
  • Booked views, kitchenettes, room size, or sofa-bed setup may not match expectations, so confirm important details directly before arrival. 3 mentions Last mentioned Apr 22, 2025
  • The restaurant, breakfast, laundry, and room service can be expensive for what they deliver. 3 mentions Last mentioned Nov 19, 2025
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🍳 COOKER 👕 Laundry 🍳 Breakfast
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Luggage Storage Fax Service 24 Hour Reception Postal Service Housekeeping Concierge Room Service (Limited Hours) Internet Access Cable TV Wi-Fi Linen Included Air Conditioning Towels Included Key Card Access Safe Deposit Box Elevator Express Check-in / Out Late Check-out Hot Showers Free WiFi Free Internet Access