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Costeno Beach

Guachaca · Colombia

Costeno Beach

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16% GODAWFUL
High confidence 2,154 reviews
≈139 possibly bought
Seriously don't stay here please
Suspicious-review evidence ≈139 possibly bought

≈139 possibly bought · 1036 top-rated reviews scanned

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We compare every 5★ review's word count against the global distribution. Hostels where unusually many top-rated reviews are suspiciously short — way under the typical length — start to look like the staff (or a boost-my-listing service) is padding the score with throwaway praise.

The detector flags reviews that are both top-rated and below a length threshold, then estimates how many of them statistically shouldn't exist. For this hostel we scanned 1036 top-rated reviews and 0% were suspiciously short.

Length z-score: 9.05. A z-score measures how far this hostel's distribution of 5★ review lengths sits from the global average, in standard deviations. 0 = perfectly typical. 1–2 = slightly unusual but within normal noise. 3–5 = strongly anomalous. Anything 10+ means the pattern is so far from the global norm that it's effectively impossible to get there organically.

This is a heuristic, not a verdict — it surfaces hostels worth a second look, not proof of fraud. Read the actual reviews below and judge for yourself.

  1. Confirmed paid 316 words 20%
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    • Reward tied to a review reviews but I’m forced to on this occasion. Refused to refund

    AVOID EATING HERE. I never leave bad reviews but I’m forced to on this occasion. Refused to refund my meal after a THREE potentially life threatening ‘mistakes’. Staff pretended to take allergies seriously but did not care in the slightest. Refund refused and pathetic apology offered over WhatsApp. Also the wristband for visitors is a SCAM they refuse to refund the deposit for menial reasons like if you return it the next day. Full story below: I made two/three staff members aware of my allergies to eggs, peanuts and sesame in Spanish and English and they assured me they would inform the kitchen with the order. One of the plates came out in a sea of sesame so I just handed it back straight away. They gave it back to me again but there was still some sesame visible so I think they just tried to swipe it off? Not acceptable. They then gave me a new one but I didn’t really trust it at this point so I asked again if for sure the tempura prawns didn’t have eggs in them because I know they can sometimes. Man at till said definitely no. I asked again to check and he asked the kitchen and I heard them list out panko, huevo. No apology from him to me just to the guy I was with that paid? We asked for a refund and only got it on the wristbands but they refused to give a physical refund. This is the worst service I’ve ever had with regards to my allergies and I’m just really glad the allergen was visible and I didn’t trust the staff because otherwise I could have died. The staff at costeño need training on how to take allergies seriously. It’s not good enough to make mistakes like this and to make three mistakes in one order is absolutely ridiculous and clear negligence

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    Espectacular!!!

  3. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Excelente

  4. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Exelente

  5. Suspiciously short 1 word 94%
    Translated to English

    This is fantastic!

    Germany MALE 31-40
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    Exelente

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    Espectacular

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    Excelente

  9. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Paradise

  10. Suspiciously short 1 word 97%
    Translated to English

    It 's spectacular .

    Colombia FEMALE 25-30
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    Recomendado

  12. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Sobrenatural....

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    👌🏽

  14. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Excelente

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    Súper!!!

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    Exelente

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    Exelente

  18. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Super

  19. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Excelente

  20. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Increíble

  21. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Espectacular!

  22. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Recomendado

  23. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Lindo

  24. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Paraiso

  25. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    sensacional

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💪 Gym

Facilities

🏊 Swimming Pool 👕 Laundry 🅿️ Parking 🅿️ Free Parking 💻 Coworking Space 🌅 Outdoor Terrace 🌿 Garden 🍺 Bar ☕ Cafe 🍳 Breakfast
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Airport Transfers Luggage Storage Tours/Travel Desk Shuttle Bus Reception (Limited Hours) Internet Access Nightclub Book Exchange Board Games Wi-Fi Table Tennis Restaurant Linen Included Air Conditioning Ceiling Fan Towels Not Included Charging Plugs Towels For Hire Security Lockers Key Card Access 24 Hour Security Fire Extinguishers First Aid Kits Smoke Alarms Smoke Detector Massage Common Room Social Balcony Free WiFi Free Internet Access Free Luggage Storage

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